Tights.

Imagine this, your out with your girls at this new bar when this gorgeous man keeps looking over giving you the look all your girls are commenting on how gorgeous he is so you smile back no harm in friendly flirting ay, then all off a sudden he walks over he has the body to match that gorgeous face you carnt believe your luck but when you look down you see he's wearing tights what do you do? Pretend you were smiling at someone else? Pretend your foriegn? Or just do nothing its only man tights? Well that could well happen in the future. The next big thing to hit the high street is mans tights! But oh no this latest style isnt cheap as just one pair of 120 denier tights costs a whooping £70! So men in tights, is it a do or is it a dont? Personally for me its a deffinate no no, i mean yes let your man wear them if your married to superman or batman but other then that ladies keep the lock on your stockings draw! These 'pantyhose' for men are apparently the latest craze in Germany, they even do them in different designs they do floral pantyhose and a tribal tattoo pantyhose oh no your wrong in thinking it stops there, they also do army print pantyhose but he will not camoflauge into the style with these on! Then theres just a plain black and white style. I think this idea is absolutely ridiculous, what man would ever want to wear tights? I mean we've all seen the bingo advert where Vic reeves dresses as a women and for all those of you that hasnt seen it its the picture at the side, could you really take your man seriously looking like that? If we let our men wear tights then whats next, our skirts? Dresses? We'll have to start putting locks on our wardrobes! If after reading all this you still are not weirded out by the thought of your man wearing tights then there something really wrong with you but heres some handy tips for him on how to actually put them on..
http://www.e-mancipate.net/articles/pantyhose_putting_on_001.htm
What is this world coming too, men in tights! Its not something i will be looking for in a guy!